Untitled, yeah that's right untitled

Changing because I turned 22 In January and now everything is hard work.       Just trying to finish this Masters degree and then get a job teaching english in South Korea.
nissan420sx:

who gave this old guy access to a computer at fucking 3am

nissan420sx:

who gave this old guy access to a computer at fucking 3am

paleocat:

goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”

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(via marikusumi)

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via zrinkacvitesic)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via the-wolfbats)