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danethehyena:

Nice to know priests can earn a juicy 27,000 pounds year plus 17% for unsocial hours purely on a faith based job where it strictly says that you aren’t meant to work on Sundays lest you be stoned to death.

poopflow:

at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face 

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